Weight Loss Program-Funny Jokes

Weight Loss Program-Funny Jokes

street, the cars have to look both ways.

evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE

BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

Spotted in a toilet of a New

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

Notice in a health food shop

If God had wanted me to touch my toes

He would have put them up higher on my body.

how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five

I''m in shape. Round is a

You can make more friends in

two months by becoming interested in other people than you can

in two years by trying to get other people interested in

"There are two sides to every

question: my side and the wrong side."

share of happiness, not because they never found it, but

because they didn’t stop to enjoy it.

people in America than average-weight people. So overweight

people are now average… which means, you have met your New

I can please only one person

per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good

I don’t have an attitude

problem. You have a perception problem.

Word to the wise... you may

tell funny jokes before and after lifting weights but never

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