street, the cars have to look both ways.
evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
Spotted in a toilet of a New
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
Notice in a health food shop
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.
how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five
I''m in shape. Round is a
You can make more friends in
two months by becoming interested in other people than you can
in two years by trying to get other people interested in
"There are two sides to every
question: my side and the wrong side."
share of happiness, not because they never found it, but
because they didn’t stop to enjoy it.
people in America than average-weight people. So overweight
people are now average… which means, you have met your New
I can please only one person
per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good
I don’t have an attitude
problem. You have a perception problem.
Word to the wise... you may
tell funny jokes before and after lifting weights but never
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